Today’s Moron – The Fiqh Council of North America

The Fiqh Council of North America, a group of Islamic scholars, has issued a Fatwa against using airport body scanners because the Muslim tradition of modesty would be violated. 

Now, this is moronic for so many reasons.  First, it was these very people that caused the need for these body scanners.  Maybe [...]

Today’s Moron – Republican John Boehner

House Minority Leader Republican John Boehner represents the stupidity of the politics of Washington DC.  As the United States Congress, the legislative branch of government, becomes more and more a laughing stock around the globe, John Boehner and his fellow congressman continue the obstructionist policies that prevent the United States [...]

Today’s Moron – John Mayer

Never liked the guy, really, he always seemed like a jerk.  But, now, he is a pig and a jerk.  In a recent Playboy article John Mayer gave up some information in a piggish way about his past relationships and about his private parts.  About his little bitty private parts, he [...]

Today’s Moron – Lyndon Barfield Junior

It is still shockingly amazing just how stupid and ignorant some people out there actually are.  Take Lyndon Barfield Junior.  This moronic 21-year old jerk decided to give his 5-month old baby a bath in scalding hot water.  The water was so hot that it took the skin right off [...]

Today’s Moron – Sarah Palin

The Daily Moron yet again, good ole’ Sarah Palin gives us more reason to laugh at her.  Most everybody watches TV so they know the reasons why – let’s recap…

1.  Rush Limbaugh can use the word ‘retards’ as a slam against other people, but Democrats can not.

2.  She complains about Obama [...]

Today’s Moron – Joshua Ryan Tabor

This total moron decided that since his little 4-year-old daughter wouldn’t say the ABC’s for him, that he would try to coerce her to do what he asked by water-boarding her!

When the girl ‘wouldn’t say her letters’ Joshua Ryan Tabor, a US soldier, and his equally as ignorant girlfriend apparently [...]

Today’s Moron – Nick Snider

Handsome male model Nick Snider must have been having a fun night the other night, but got a little carried away.  He was arrested by police in Independence County in Arkansas for Disorderly Conduct and Public Drunkenness.  That in itself  is not that remarkable, and the story would probably have gone [...]

Today’s Moron – Garret Wayne Pierce

21-year old Garret Wayne Pierce doesn’t have much to go on these days, especially since he is behind bars.  What got him behind bars?  Well, you might say breaking into cars to try to find money is the reason.  But, the real reason is that Garret Wayne Pierce is behind [...]

Today’s Moron – Dainley Dewayne Green

This foul disgusting piece of work, Dainley Dewayne Green, has been arrested on animal and child abuse charges in Georgia.  The charges stem from a call from this moron’s wife.  She told police that Dainley Dewayne Green was very violent with her, and that to punish their two children, he [...]

Today’s Moron – George Shipps

George Shipps, a South Boston 47-year old father of five grown children, was arrested yesterday for possession of child pornography.  That is not the most shocking thing in the world – it does happen.  What is shocking is the amount of child porn that he possessed.  He apparently had over 16,000 [...]

Moron of the Month – January 2010 – Alito, Kennedy, Roberts, Scalia & Thomas

The conservative wing of the Supreme Court that thinks judging on the Supreme Court is a ‘political opportunity’ is the Moron of the Month for January.  They started their year off by trashing decades worth of limits and controls on corporations from [...]

Today’s Moron – Laura Silsby & Friends

Laura Silsby and her group of 9 friends traveled to Haiti after the devastating earthquake to help children.  That is a pretty noble and admirable act – for these people to give of themselves to help a nation in misery.

However, it all turned badly when these ten idiots were [...]

Today’s Moron – Guy Harlan

We usually don’t use a dead person for The Daily Moron, but in this case it is warranted.  Guy Harlan, 44 years old, has been a thief his whole life, and his rap sheet is evidence of his career of crime.  But, his stealing today got him more than arrested – [...]

Today’s Moron – Ayatollah Ahmad Jannati

This Iranian ‘cleric’, or as I call him, ‘dumb-ass’, is a hard-line imbecile that is a part of the ruling moron’s of this failed and pathetic country.   Ayatollah Ahmad Jannati thinks that the government of Iran, otherwise known as a caboodle of moron’s, should be more harsh and execute more [...]