Moron of the Month – January 2010 – Alito, Kennedy, Roberts, Scalia & Thomas

The conservative wing of the Supreme Court that thinks judging on the Supreme Court is a ‘political opportunity’ is the Moron of the Month for January.  They started their year off by trashing decades worth of limits and controls on corporations from [...]

Today’s Moron – Laura Silsby & Friends

Laura Silsby and her group of 9 friends traveled to Haiti after the devastating earthquake to help children.  That is a pretty noble and admirable act – for these people to give of themselves to help a nation in misery.

However, it all turned badly when these ten idiots were [...]

Today’s Moron – Guy Harlan

We usually don’t use a dead person for The Daily Moron, but in this case it is warranted.  Guy Harlan, 44 years old, has been a thief his whole life, and his rap sheet is evidence of his career of crime.  But, his stealing today got him more than arrested – [...]

Today’s Moron – Ayatollah Ahmad Jannati

This Iranian ‘cleric’, or as I call him, ‘dumb-ass’, is a hard-line imbecile that is a part of the ruling moron’s of this failed and pathetic country.   Ayatollah Ahmad Jannati thinks that the government of Iran, otherwise known as a caboodle of moron’s, should be more harsh and execute more [...]

Today’s Moron – Thomas Wallace

Thomas Wallace is/was a trucker.  He was traveling on a highway in upstate New York near Buffalo when he decided to break the monotony of the road by opening his laptop.  So, without regard to his responsibility driving a big rig, Thomas Wallace made the decision that watching some porn on [...]

Today’s Moron – Hans Kurt Kubus

This German guy was visiting New Zealand and decided that he wanted to smuggle out some lizards to sell back home.  Well, his genius method for the smuggling was to put 44 small lizards – alive – in his underwear and head to the Christchurch International Airport in New Zealand [...]

Today’s Moron – James O’Keefe

This moron became first known for his posing as a pimp in a hidden camera effort to expose the stupidity that existed in much of the ACORN organization – or at least, the ignorance of many that worked for ACORN.  That is not why he is today’s moron.  The reason James [...]

Today’s Moron – Casey Anthony

She cries over the check-fraud charge in court?  How unbelievable!  This stupid moron acts more regretful over her stealing $600 than her murdering her own baby!  What a disgusting person Casey Anthony is.  It is even hard to look at her when they do stories on the TV about her.  Her [...]

Today’s Moron – Nikia Adams

Nikia Adams, a New Orleans Police officer for 10 years, has been arrested herself.  Apparently, she called animal control to come to her house to dispose of her dog that had died.  When they got there, they found that the dog, a Pit Bull (how typical) had died of severe malnutrition [...]

Today’s Moron – Andy Dick

Andy Dick, known for…ummm…something, I guess, is a former D-list celebrity that managed to snag a gig doing a bit of stand-up for a small group of people in the little hamlet of Huntington, West Virginia.  That in itself is quite amusing, but the story gets much better. 

After Andy Dick’s show [...]

Today’s Moron – YaVaughnie Wilkins

Wow!  Talk about bitter bitch!  YaVaughnie Wilkins, the whore of a rich, prominent businessman who is also an economic advisor to President Obama.  YaVaughnie decided to pay for billboards in Times Square, Atlanta and San Francisco with a huge picture of herself and her lover Charles E. Phillips as well as [...]

Today’s Moron – US Supreme Court Justices Alito, Kennedy, Roberts, Scalia & Thomas

Okay, this is a tough one – at first I was going to list all of the Supreme Court justices for being morons since they obviously don’t just apply the Constitution, they vote based on their politics.  The rule of law should not be [...]

Today’s Moron – Emma Jaime

Emma Jaime was arguing with her husband, Ramone, about Taco’s when Emma decided that she had had enough, grabbed a knife, and stabbed poor Ramone to death.  Yes, over a Taco!  At first, Emma just got mad at her husband, and spilled soda on her husband’s taco’s.   But then, after running [...]

Today’s Moron – Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag is really desperate for some more attention now that most of her 15 minutes of fame are up.  Not that she really had any fame, she was the product of ignorant entertainment shows continually feeding a hungry, tacky viewership desperate to live their mediocre lives through fake celebrities.

Anyway, what [...]

Today’s Moron – Dr. Erol T. Uke

Hey, if you need a doctor, particularly a urologist and you need surgery – don’t go see Dr. Erol T. Uke!  This moron removed the wrong kidney from a cancer patient – because he was distracted by a page, and failed to read the directions provided.  But, this was [...]