Archive for the ‘Athletes’ Category

January 2, 2010 – Gilbert Arenas & Javaris Crittenton

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Today’s Moron – Gilbert Arenas & Javaris Crittenton

These two Washington Wizards NBA Basketball players, Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton, really showed just how much class they had the other day when they drew guns on each other in a locker room argument over a gambling debt.  Now, there are so many levels of moron, here.  [...]

Moron of the Month – December 2009

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Moron of the Month – December 2009 – Tiger Woods

Of course the Moron of the Month is Tiger Woods.  We have all been watching how his ignorance and stupidity has cost him his family, many of his friends, and lots and lots of money – billions of dollars of sponsorships!  How stupid can you be?  [...]

December 6, 2009 – Tiger Woods

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Tiger Woods has let down his fans and multitudes of kids that looked up to him.

Today’s Moron – Tiger Woods

Why would a man with so much going for him – millions of dollars, a beautiful wife, children, a mansion or two, one of the best jobs in the world, fame, fortune and pretty much anything he ever wants for life – risk so much of what he has for a [...]

November 9, 2009 – Larry Johnson

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Larry Johnson is obviously very ignorant and needs to learn some class!

Today’s Moron – Football Star Larry Johnson

Wow, what a class act!  Larry Johnson, recently fired running back for the Kansas City Chiefs, needs to learn a little respect, tolerance, and self-control.  While he was just released by the Chief’s, it appears Larry Johnson thinks he will just magically land at a different team.  But what [...]

August 18, 2009 – Brett Favre

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Brett Favre once again a traitor!

Today’s Moron – Brett Favre

Today, in honor of my Wisconsinite roommate, I am naming Brett Favre as the moron of the day.  Brett Favre has for a couple years retired from his long football career and then, oops, changed his mind, and gone back for just one more year.  Last year with the Jets was [...]

August 14, 2009 – Jeffrey Lurie

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Jeffrey Lurie has a fetish for dog abusers!

Today’s Moron – Eagle’s Owner Jeffrey Lurie

I am not sure what the Philadelphia Eagle’s owner Jeffrey Lurie was thinking when he made the decision to hire the ex-con and animal abuser Michael Vick to play for his team.  Other than the fact that Vick is a disgusting human being that has no regard for defenseless animals, [...]

August 10, 2009 – Patrick Kane

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Hockey Player Patrick Kane is a cheap moron with a really small penis!

Today’s Moron – Patrick Kane

When I read this story, it amazed me how stupid a guy can be with so much going for him.  What a couple of true morons this guy and his brother are.  NHL hockey player from Buffalo, New York, Patrick Kane, 20 years old who plays for the Chicago Blackhawks, and [...]

July 8, 2009 – O.J. Simpson

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Moron O.J. Simpson in Prison where he belongs.

Today’s Moron – O.J. Simpson

Believe it or not, Mr. Simpson is in the news again.  He just can’t stay out of the limelight – can he – even from prison!  O.J. has filed a petition once again for bail to get out of Nevada prison while his case is waiting for appeal.  Now, I don’t [...]

July 1, 2009 – Michael Vick

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The Daily Moron 7/1/09

Today’s Moron – Michael Vick

You might think this is way old news, but I disagree.  Michael Vick was in the news again today as he is starting his new job mentoring kids at the Boys & Girls Club near his home in Virginia.  Really?  Michael Vick has qualifications to work at a Boys & Girls [...]