Today’s Moron – Mark A. Guenther

This moron is 22-years old and alledgedly murdered his daughter.  Police were called to his residence and found his 15-month old daughter unresponsive.  She later died at the hospital from injuries alledgedly sustained at the hand of Mark A. Guenther. 

This freak admitted to striking her and hitting her head on [...]

Today’s Moron – The Fiqh Council of North America

The Fiqh Council of North America, a group of Islamic scholars, has issued a Fatwa against using airport body scanners because the Muslim tradition of modesty would be violated. 

Now, this is moronic for so many reasons.  First, it was these very people that caused the need for these body scanners.  Maybe [...]

Today’s Moron – Lyndon Barfield Junior

It is still shockingly amazing just how stupid and ignorant some people out there actually are.  Take Lyndon Barfield Junior.  This moronic 21-year old jerk decided to give his 5-month old baby a bath in scalding hot water.  The water was so hot that it took the skin right off [...]

Today’s Moron – Joshua Ryan Tabor

This total moron decided that since his little 4-year-old daughter wouldn’t say the ABC’s for him, that he would try to coerce her to do what he asked by water-boarding her!

When the girl ‘wouldn’t say her letters’ Joshua Ryan Tabor, a US soldier, and his equally as ignorant girlfriend apparently [...]

Today’s Moron – Garret Wayne Pierce

21-year old Garret Wayne Pierce doesn’t have much to go on these days, especially since he is behind bars.  What got him behind bars?  Well, you might say breaking into cars to try to find money is the reason.  But, the real reason is that Garret Wayne Pierce is behind [...]

Today’s Moron – Dainley Dewayne Green

This foul disgusting piece of work, Dainley Dewayne Green, has been arrested on animal and child abuse charges in Georgia.  The charges stem from a call from this moron’s wife.  She told police that Dainley Dewayne Green was very violent with her, and that to punish their two children, he [...]

Today’s Moron – George Shipps

George Shipps, a South Boston 47-year old father of five grown children, was arrested yesterday for possession of child pornography.  That is not the most shocking thing in the world – it does happen.  What is shocking is the amount of child porn that he possessed.  He apparently had over 16,000 [...]

Today’s Moron – Laura Silsby & Friends

Laura Silsby and her group of 9 friends traveled to Haiti after the devastating earthquake to help children.  That is a pretty noble and admirable act – for these people to give of themselves to help a nation in misery.

However, it all turned badly when these ten idiots were [...]

Today’s Moron – Guy Harlan

We usually don’t use a dead person for The Daily Moron, but in this case it is warranted.  Guy Harlan, 44 years old, has been a thief his whole life, and his rap sheet is evidence of his career of crime.  But, his stealing today got him more than arrested – [...]

Today’s Moron – Hans Kurt Kubus

This German guy was visiting New Zealand and decided that he wanted to smuggle out some lizards to sell back home.  Well, his genius method for the smuggling was to put 44 small lizards – alive – in his underwear and head to the Christchurch International Airport in New Zealand [...]

Today’s Moron – James O’Keefe

This moron became first known for his posing as a pimp in a hidden camera effort to expose the stupidity that existed in much of the ACORN organization – or at least, the ignorance of many that worked for ACORN.  That is not why he is today’s moron.  The reason James [...]

Today’s Moron – YaVaughnie Wilkins

Wow!  Talk about bitter bitch!  YaVaughnie Wilkins, the whore of a rich, prominent businessman who is also an economic advisor to President Obama.  YaVaughnie decided to pay for billboards in Times Square, Atlanta and San Francisco with a huge picture of herself and her lover Charles E. Phillips as well as [...]

Today’s Moron – Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag is really desperate for some more attention now that most of her 15 minutes of fame are up.  Not that she really had any fame, she was the product of ignorant entertainment shows continually feeding a hungry, tacky viewership desperate to live their mediocre lives through fake celebrities.

Anyway, what [...]

Today’s Moron – Vanessa Lopez

Vanessa Lopez, and Orlando-based model wanna-be, has filed a harassment lawsuit against Shaquille O’Neal.  The lawsuit stems from a relationship she and Shaq were in for the last five years, as reported by her.  Vanessa Lopez, knowing Shaq was married, entered into the whoring relationship anyway.  Then, she told Shaq she [...]

Today’s Moron – Ronnie Magro

If you haven’t seen the MTV show Jersey Shore, you may not have any idea who Ronnie Magro is.  But if that is the case, consider yourself very, very lucky!  But if you have had the misfortune to watch this show, you know what I am talking about.  Ronnie Magro, today’s [...]