Today’s Moron – John Mayer

Never liked the guy, really, he always seemed like a jerk.  But, now, he is a pig and a jerk.  In a recent Playboy article John Mayer gave up some information in a piggish way about his past relationships and about his private parts.  About his little bitty private parts, he claims they are ‘David Duke’ or ‘a white supremacist’.  What kind of idiot would say that?  You can’t say that you are generally not attracted to darker-skinned women?  You have to call your tiny penis a ‘white supremacist’?  What an idiot!

Also, he talks about his sex life with Jessica Simpson in graphic terms without any regard for that girls feelings.  He is also somewhat callous and piggish about his relationship with Jennifer Anniston.  Why on Earth these two women thought it was a good idea to have any type of relationship with this jerk pig is beyond most rational people out there.  He may do some good music (most of it is not that great) but as a person, a human being, he is not worth the time of day!

Today’s Moron – Nick Snider

Handsome male model Nick Snider must have been having a fun night the other night, but got a little carried away.  He was arrested by police in Independence County in Arkansas for Disorderly Conduct and Public Drunkenness.  That in itself  is not that remarkable, and the story would probably have gone away with little notice if that was all that happened.  But, Nick Snider decided to take it a little further – perhaps, to get a little more fame for a little-known model, or perhaps to let the world know that he is a moron.  Whatever the reason, Nick Snider thought at that drunken moment that the best course of action is to offer to give the police oral sex in exchange for ‘getting off’ the charges against him. 

That of course did not work, although, as hot as Nick Snider is, maybe they did consider it for a second or two.  But now, millions more people know the name Nick Snider, but not as a successful model, but as some model that offered the cops a blow job.  That is quite a way to come out of the closet, Nick.  Way to go, moron!

Today’s Moron – George Shipps

George Shipps, a South Boston 47-year old father of five grown children, was arrested yesterday for possession of child pornography.  That is not the most shocking thing in the world – it does happen.  What is shocking is the amount of child porn that he possessed.  He apparently had over 16,000 files of kiddie porn including a movie that was 75-minutes long of sexual abuse of young girls around 5 or 6 years old.

This man was identified as the largest distribution point for child porn in the world!  Now, thankfully, he has been arrested, and the proof is there to keep him behind bars until he is dead and in hell.

What a disgusting, pathetic excuse for a human being!  This foul and perverted man helped a child porn industry that preys on the innocence of childhood and he deserves to pay a huge price for his crime.  He needs to be locked away for life with free reign on his butt by all the big, tough and horny guys in prison.

Today’s Moron – Thomas Wallace

Thomas Wallace is/was a trucker.  He was traveling on a highway in upstate New York near Buffalo when he decided to break the monotony of the road by opening his laptop.  So, without regard to his responsibility driving a big rig, Thomas Wallace made the decision that watching some porn on his laptop was more important than keeping his perverted eyes on the road where they belonged.

And the tragic result was that he hit a car that was on the side of the road and killed 33-year old Julie Stratton, an innocent mother of two children. 

Now, really, porn was that necessary at that moment when you are supposed to be doing a job?  You have a responsibility you stupid, ignorant trucker pervert!  Now, you will have to pay for your ignorance and stupidity.  You will pay by law but also by knowing for the rest of your life that you murdered an innocent woman, wife and mother, because you had to look at some porn.  That is about the foulest of foul.

Today’s Moron – Andy Dick

Andy Dick, known for…ummm…something, I guess, is a former D-list celebrity that managed to snag a gig doing a bit of stand-up for a small group of people in the little hamlet of Huntington, West Virginia.  That in itself is quite amusing, but the story gets much better. 

After Andy Dick’s show at the Funny Bone in Huntington, he apparently got into an altercation of sorts with what I believe was a couple of guys, although their sex wasn’t confirmed by police.  Anyway, the police were called and after hearing all sides, they arrested Andy Dick for Sexual Abuse in the First Degree. 

From what the police report says and witness accounts, Andy Dick likes to grab peoples privates.  In this case, as in another prominent case before, the grabbing was unwanted and resulted in his arrest.  What is even more amusing is that Andy Dick is currently on probation for a sexual assault arrest and plea to battery in 2008. 

Come, Andy Dick, stop being such a jerk and keep your hands off of people that don’t want your hands on them.  Your a gross little man that scares people and if you need some lovin’ then hire a call-girl or escort boy to give you what you need so you stop getting arrested for being a moron.  And look at yourself, who is going to slip you some stuff that isn’t being paid?  Noone I can think of.

Today’s Moron – Iris Robinson

Wow!  This woman is a real peach!  Iris Robinson is the 60-year old wife of a Northern Ireland First Minister, a politician that is now embroiled in a serious challenge to his job.   It appears as though First Minister Peter Robinson’s wife two years ago had an illicit affair with Kirk McCambley, a then 19-year old teenager.  Dang, what trash!  Come on, old woman, having a hard time dealing with getting old and wrinkly?  Are you that much of a disgusting pervert?

But, the moronic story gets better.  It wasn’t long ago that Iris Robinson, the slut, decided to speak out against gay and lesbian people saying that they are revolting and that they need help from psychiatrists and Christians.  Well, Slut Robinson, it appears as though you are the one who is most revolting to the world and you are the one who needs some psychiatric help.  Oh, wait, reports are that you are now seeing psychiatrists and that you attempted suicide and are in a deep depression.  Guess you got what you deserved! 

She is also an Irish law-maker and has resigned her government posts.  She is also accused of using funds inappropriately to give to the little boy she screwed around with for him to open his own business.  Maybe hush money so he wouldn’t talk about her disgusting, wrinkled, old body.

Today’s Moron – Dr. Earl B. Bradley

Earl B. Bradley is, I mean was a pediatrician in Delaware until he was caught and arrested for sexually abusing at least sixteen patients as young as six months old.  He is a 56-year old pervert looking guy, that decorated his offices in Disney images to mask the heinous crime he was committing. 

In total he faces 29 charges and is in jail with a $2.9 million bond.  He is totally guilty and will pay for his crimes likely by being in prison for the rest of his miserable life because the dumb-ass filmed many of his abuse episodes and kept the videos.  He deserves the harshest sentence so he can get to jail quickly where the big, fat horny men will abuse him sexually for a while until he whimpers like a little child.

Shane Sparks is allegedly a child molesting pervert

Today’s Moron – Shane Sparks

Shane Sparks, a judge on MTV’s ‘America’ Best Dance Crew’ was arrested and charged with eight counts of child molestation.  He was arrested in Los Angeles with a felony warrant for the molestation charges.   Sparks is also a choreographer for ‘So You Think You Can Dance’. 

So, this pervert decided to risk so much that he had going for him to get in the pants of a little girl.  What can I say other than Shane Sparks is a total disgusting moron!

Brett Mecum is a nasty harasser of women - keep away from this loser!

Today’s Moron – Brett Mecum

Brett Mecum, the Arizona Republican Party Executive Director, continues to dig himself deeper into trouble.  He is now charged with allegedly using the Republican voter database to stalk a female graduate student.  The woman he stalked calls him creepy and intimidating around women.  Apparently, Brett Mecum has a long history of intimidating women and sexual harassment.  What a jewel!

And to look at this guy, he is not a good looking guy, to say the least.  So what women would want to have that slimy bastard anywhere near him?  And to be such an idiot and moron – Brett Mecum must have some serious issues that have not been revealed.  Maybe he has a tiny member?  That is likely, regardless if it is the reason he is so repulsive. 

So, moral of this moron story – women, stay away from loser Brett Mecum.  He is a real jerk and a nasty person.

Carrie Prejean is gross to look at or listen to.

Moron of the Month – November 2009 – Carrie Prejean

It was a toss-up between best friends Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean.  But slutty Carrie won for this month!  Carrie Prejean has been selected as the Moron of the Month for being one of the most annoying, ignorant, uneducated and pathetically funny people in the news during the month of November. 

I am almost tempted to buy this slut’s book she is out whoring, but I don’t want to give her any additional money.  She is a slut, did sex tapes, got fake boobs, is fairly ignorant and really not attractive at all.  One thing she needs to really focus on is that beauty is not on the outside – beauty is on the inside.  And Carrie Prejean is not a beautiful person – she is actually down right ugly. 

Let’s hope this slut’s fifteen minutes are up soon and that she goes away or just hangs around her new best friend Sarah Palin.  Between the two of them we can get an IQ of 20 and probably more sex tapes than we could ever want to see.