Today’s Moron – Republican John Boehner

House Minority Leader Republican John Boehner represents the stupidity of the politics of Washington DC.  As the United States Congress, the legislative branch of government, becomes more and more a laughing stock around the globe, John Boehner and his fellow congressman continue the obstructionist policies that prevent the United States and the cititizens here from moving forward with anything. 

Even if the Democratic Party (equally as ignorant as the Republican Party) were to create bi-partisan bills, the Republicans won’t vote for them because they just can’t allow a Democrat controlled congress from having any success.  So, for them, it is more about crushing other politicians than doing what needs to happen to make this country better.  What kind of people do we have in Congress? 

I, for one, can very easily see that it is the two parties – Republican and Democrat – that have damaged this country more than anything else in history.  Because of this I will never again vote for a Democrat of Republican candidate.  They are all the same – they are selfish, ignorant pawns completely controlled by special interest and their own interest of money and power.  Greed has killed the American Legislative process.

Today’s Moron – Sarah Palin

The Daily Moron yet again, good ole’ Sarah Palin gives us more reason to laugh at her.  Most everybody watches TV so they know the reasons why – let’s recap…

1.  Rush Limbaugh can use the word ‘retards’ as a slam against other people, but Democrats can not.

2.  She complains about Obama using a tele-prompter when he gives speeches – well, that is much better and more professional than using notes you scribble on your hand.

3.  She makes fun of people that have hope and want change with her pre-school sounding ‘hopey changey’ comment.  She basically slapped people in the face that have hope and want change. 

Sarah, keep ‘em comin’!!!  You’re the best moron, yet!

Moron of the Month – January 2010 – Alito, Kennedy, Roberts, Scalia & Thomas

The conservative wing of the Supreme Court that thinks judging on the Supreme Court is a ‘political opportunity’ is the Moron of the Month for January.  They started their year off by trashing decades worth of limits and controls on corporations from participating in and leveraging the political process.

Why would they do this?  Of course they did this because they know that big business favors the conservative Republican party – the party whose presidents nominated them.  They did it, just like they decided the 2000 election between Bush (Moron) and Gore.

So, now, we as a country of free and democratic people, can no longer rely on at least one branch of government being unbiased and true to the job they are appointed.  Now, even the Supreme Court is political.  How pathetic and unfortunate is that?  How sad are we becoming as a more and more divided nation – where political power can now be tied to the vast billions big corporations can spend to get their candidates elected.

Thanks Alito and friends!  You guys are true morons!  Most of this country has lost respect for you.

Today’s Moron – Iris Robinson

Wow!  This woman is a real peach!  Iris Robinson is the 60-year old wife of a Northern Ireland First Minister, a politician that is now embroiled in a serious challenge to his job.   It appears as though First Minister Peter Robinson’s wife two years ago had an illicit affair with Kirk McCambley, a then 19-year old teenager.  Dang, what trash!  Come on, old woman, having a hard time dealing with getting old and wrinkly?  Are you that much of a disgusting pervert?

But, the moronic story gets better.  It wasn’t long ago that Iris Robinson, the slut, decided to speak out against gay and lesbian people saying that they are revolting and that they need help from psychiatrists and Christians.  Well, Slut Robinson, it appears as though you are the one who is most revolting to the world and you are the one who needs some psychiatric help.  Oh, wait, reports are that you are now seeing psychiatrists and that you attempted suicide and are in a deep depression.  Guess you got what you deserved! 

She is also an Irish law-maker and has resigned her government posts.  She is also accused of using funds inappropriately to give to the little boy she screwed around with for him to open his own business.  Maybe hush money so he wouldn’t talk about her disgusting, wrinkled, old body.

Today’s Moron – Rudy Giuliani

Whatever, you moron!  Rudy, you need to stop before you make more of a fool out of yourself.  On Good Morning America, Rudy Giuliani decided to put his foot in his mouth by saying “We had no domestic terror attacks under Bush, we’ve had one under Obama.”  Now, this was in reference to the underwear bomber idiot who tried to blow up a plane on Christmas day, but Rudy may have been referring to the Fort Hood shooting.  Regardless, what kind of stupid moron says something like that when EVERYONE in the world knows that under Bush we had the worst domestic terror attack ever – don’t you remember the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks on September 11, 2001?  You were mayor of New York City at the time, Rudy, so you should remember that.

But even if he was referring to post-9/11 - he is still wrong since there were Anthrax attacks as well as the shoe bomber on an airplane in a similar incident to the underwear bomber.  Both of those failed, of course.  But even if you give him some leeway, and he is referring to the Fort Hood attacks, that means that Rudy Giuliani is holding President Obama responsible for the Fort Hood attacks.  So, the American people are correct to hold the Republicans and President Bush responsible for 9/11.  Which is worse, you idiot? 

Rudy, get your overly-partisan head out of your ass and start talking smart.  You can be intelligent if only you would stop with the stupid party-line bickering like everyone does in government these days, and just think for yourself.  When will you stupid politicians realize that we as the American voters are sick and tired of the one side is perfect, the other side is evil partisan bull crap that comes out of your mouths!  Do us all a favor and try to speak intelligently from now on.

Today’s Moron – Andy Sere

Andy Sere is a spokesperson for the GOP.  He apparently doesn’t like Tennessee State Senator Roy Herron who is running for an open house seat for the state.  Roy Herron, a Democrat, has been married for 22 years and has three sons.  However, it seems that the best argument Andy Sere can come up with against Roy Herron is to insinuate that he is gay.  Really?   Even if it is true, this type of attack just makes Andy Sere look – well – desperate.

But what is really behind Andy Sere making such ludicrous accusations?  Well, have you looked at him?  Come on.  Anyone with any semblence of gaydar can see that it isn’t Roy Herron that is gay, it looks more like Andy Sere is the one keeping a big, bad secret.  But that wouldn’t be too much of a surprise.  There are many self-hating gays that delve into conservative politics to over-compensate for their desire for schlong.   Andy Sere has even been at a shirtless guy party.  I just wish he would find himself a nice guy, get his jollies, and stop spewing his self-hate against the rest of the gay and lesbian community.

But really, who cares who is gay anymore.  If that is the best you can come up with, Andy Sere, it is likely that Roy Herron is going to win the election.  You may just be helping him along by causing normal, middle-of-the road people out there to see your pathetic attempt to tear someone down as the disgusting tactic that it is.

Today’s Moron – GOP Candidate Allen Quist

Allen Quist, a Republican candidate for the GOP nomination for a Minnessota Representative Seat currently held by Democrat Tim Walz, thinks that a difference in left and right ideologies within the United States is a more critical battle than that of the United States against Terrorism.  It is hard to believe that anyone in this country would ever vote for a moron that thinks that fighting amongst ourselves because of a few differences in ideology is more critical than the fight against thousands of people around the globe that have dedicated their lives to seeing Americans die. 

Let’s all hope and pray that Allen Quist loses his battle to be the Republican nominee for this house seat.  And, we should all pray that Allen Quist loses his friends and supporters as well, and spends the rest of his old age alone so he can contemplate just how devisive and destructive his words were.  Bill Clinton was President for 8 years, and the country didn’t go to hell.  Obama will likely be President for 8 years, and the same will be true.  We may not always agree with everything the party in power choses to do, but that is why we are a democracy.  And for one in government to say that the battle we wage politically is more critical than terrorism around the world is beyond moronic – it is sick, perverted and inhuman.  Not to mention un-American. 

Allen Quist, you are a sick, sick person that needs some serious psychiatric help.  Your idea of politics is to further divide this country and further ruin our nationalism.  Maybe you should be tried for treason for your disgusting words.

Today’s Moron – The United States Congress

Yes, the entire Congress, are the moron’s for today.  The reason, well, nothing in particular other than being a completely non-effectual, inefficient, completely polarizing and useless waste of tax-payers money!  The Congress has for quite some time now thrown the United States legislative process into chaos.  Each and every Senator and Representative is responsible.  They continue to be simply power-hungry, corrupt people that claim to be public servants.  But they have put in place so many protections of their own that we as the people of this country will never be able to change the system, even as it is so obviously screwed up!

The United States Congress is responsible for many of the ills of our country today.  Also, they are responsible for not addressing, without special interests, anything that really matters to the American People.  Get off your stupid ideologies, Congress!  Stop bowing to special interest and lobbyist like you do for EVERYTHING!  Stop politicizing everything that happens for your own personal gain!  Stop putting a stupid, ignorant political party line before what is right for our country!  Stop being the group of lazy, ignorant, annoying and completely inept jerks that you are! 

I have watched your actions all through this year and I have yet to see you accomplish anything worth while.  And as long as you refuse to act together without your ignorant bickering our country will remain stagnant and will never grow in prosperity.  It is you, The United States Congress, that is responsible for the ills of this country.  It is the US Congress that shoulders the blame for not doing their job! 

And unfortunatley it will not change until the people find the strength to rise up and force it to change.  Either by supporting only Independent (non-party aligned candidates) or demanding in some way that the Congress as it is be dismantled and new rules are put in place to keep the Congress from becoming so self-serving, money hungry, power hungry and politically evil!

Today’s Moron – Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney thought it appropriate to further politicize an attempted terrorist incident by throwing his ignorant 2-cents into the fray.  The big Dick thinks that the Obama administration’s response to the incident shows that President Obama is ‘trying to pretend we are not at war’.  Hey, Dick, didn’t things like this happen under your watch, too?  Wasn’t there a shoe-bomber?  Didn’t it take you and George much longer to address the incident to the American people? 

Stop wasting peoples time with your nonsense, Dick.  You are a miserable, hate-filled and aggressive war-lover that needs to shut up and go away, once and for all!  Most of the world is tired of you and the failed policies of the administration you so effectively trashed.  We don’t care what you, or your hideous daughter, have to say anymore. 

For once, you might consider supporting our country in a time of war – supporting our President is equal to supporting our country.  But your constant politicizing of events like this just shows how callous and inhuman you really are.  Your efforts just destroy any little shred of reputation you have left.  You are a power-hungry politician that is bent on the destruction of America and for that, Dick Cheney, you are a HUGE moron!

Why don’t you practice some new qualities in life like peace, love, hope, kindness, honesty and being real.

Today’s Moron – Andy Martin

The Illinois Republican primary candidates for the Senate seat are Andy Martin and Mark Kirk.  Usually, a primary is relatively benign as two candidates battle the nuances of their party politics.  But, in this case, Andy Martin has demonstrated himself to be a complete and total moron.  He released a TV ad that accuses his opponent of being gay.  Well, guess what, Andy Martin, being gay is far better than being an asshole and an ignorant moron!  So, my vote is now for Mark Kirk!  And if Illinois Republicans had any sense of values at all, they would not vote for someone who stoops that low to attack someone like that.  Andy Martin is a disgrace even to the Republican Party.  Karma can be tough – and it will come back hard to Andy Martin!

Also, I have pretty good gaydar, and looking at photos I don’t think Mark Kirk is the big gay in this argument!!!!