August 10, 2009 – Patrick Kane

Hockey Player Patrick Kane is a cheap moron with a really small penis!

Hockey Player Patrick Kane is a moron who hit a guy for 20 cents!

Today’s Moron – Patrick Kane

When I read this story, it amazed me how stupid a guy can be with so much going for him.  What a couple of true morons this guy and his brother are.  NHL hockey player from Buffalo, New York, Patrick Kane, 20 years old who plays for the Chicago Blackhawks, and his cousin, 21, took a cab in the wee hours of Sunday morning. 

When the cab ride ended, the fare was $13.80.  Patrick Kane, the moron, gave the driver of the cab $15.  The driver returned $1 and told Patrick he didn’t have the $.20 in change.  It was then that both passengers, Patrick Kane and his willing cousin decided to grab the driver around the neck and hit the driver in the face/head repeatedly.  I can understand frustration as I know cabbies do this trick to increase their take, but come on, slugging a guy over $.20!!!  That is just plain cheap! 

This guy is obviously one of those tough guy hockey players that thinks he is more than he is.  He said “Don’t you know who I am?” and “You are messing with the wrong people” while he was punching the taxi driver.  What a complete jerk!  And again, all this and an arrest over $.20!!!  Patrick Kane with the Chicago Blackhawks is a moron that needs to learn a lesson or two on self-control and rationality!

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