Today’s Moron – Garret Wayne Pierce

21-year old Garret Wayne Pierce doesn’t have much to go on these days, especially since he is behind bars.  What got him behind bars?  Well, you might say breaking into cars to try to find money is the reason.  But, the real reason is that Garret Wayne Pierce is behind bars tonight because he just aint too smart. 

It all happened last night when South Carolina got a rare dusting of snow.  This is when Garret Wayne Pierce set out from his home to walk through neighborhoods close by breaking into cars and searching them for money or valuables.  After ransacking about 18 cars, he heads home on foot – not thinking that with a fresh dusting of snow, his shoe tracks would be noticeable going from car to car to car – and eventually right to the back door of his house.  The police simply followed his tracks in the snow and arrested him when they got to his door. 

Talk about leaving a trail for the cops!  What a moron!  I bet he won’t be committing any crimes in the snow from now on.