Today’s Moron – Hans Kurt Kubus

This German guy was visiting New Zealand and decided that he wanted to smuggle out some lizards to sell back home.  Well, his genius method for the smuggling was to put 44 small lizards – alive – in his underwear and head to the Christchurch International Airport in New Zealand to head home. 

He wanted to board his flight with all 44 geckos and skinks in a hand-sewn package in his underwear.  He has been sentenced to prison and given a fine for illegally poacing protected species in New Zealand.  But it is amazing that this freak thought that putting these in his underwear would be successful.