January 30, 2010 – Guy Harlan
Today’s Moron – Guy Harlan
We usually don’t use a dead person for The Daily Moron, but in this case it is warranted. Guy Harlan, 44 years old, has been a thief his whole life, and his rap sheet is evidence of his career of crime. But, his stealing today got him more than arrested – it got him dead.
Guy Harlan was trying to steal copper wiring to melt down and sell, but failed to think that the wiring may be hooked up to something conducing electricity. It shocked Guy Harlan – to death! And when it did, his accomplice, partner-in-crime, fled the scene leaving poor Guy Harlan there to sizzle.
February 1st, 2010 at 10:53 am
Bwahahahahaha! This is worthy of the Darwin Awards. Look, I’m not one of those people that takes pleasure in the pain of others, nor do I ever wish someone dead. But when you are just this greedy combined with this stupid…well, here’re the results.