Today’s Moron – Andy Dick

Andy Dick, known for…ummm…something, I guess, is a former D-list celebrity that managed to snag a gig doing a bit of stand-up for a small group of people in the little hamlet of Huntington, West Virginia.  That in itself is quite amusing, but the story gets much better. 

After Andy Dick’s show at the Funny Bone in Huntington, he apparently got into an altercation of sorts with what I believe was a couple of guys, although their sex wasn’t confirmed by police.  Anyway, the police were called and after hearing all sides, they arrested Andy Dick for Sexual Abuse in the First Degree. 

From what the police report says and witness accounts, Andy Dick likes to grab peoples privates.  In this case, as in another prominent case before, the grabbing was unwanted and resulted in his arrest.  What is even more amusing is that Andy Dick is currently on probation for a sexual assault arrest and plea to battery in 2008. 

Come, Andy Dick, stop being such a jerk and keep your hands off of people that don’t want your hands on them.  Your a gross little man that scares people and if you need some lovin’ then hire a call-girl or escort boy to give you what you need so you stop getting arrested for being a moron.  And look at yourself, who is going to slip you some stuff that isn’t being paid?  Noone I can think of.